September 2010
1 post
August 2010
4 posts
WatchGreat Tosh.0 clip
July 2010
12 posts
iWhore
It’s a well known fact that over the last couple of years I’ve turned into an iWhore, but there’s good reason: Apple’s philosophy of building a product designed to maximize the user experience. Their products offer features that are fully realized. They don’t half-ass anything. Aside from some folks having antennae issues with the iPhone4, Apple has had a streak of amazing product releases.
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Complaint #649
whitewhine:
I reserved my iPhone4, why do I have to wait in this long line? Apple should have a drive-thru.
-Whine by Ryan
I made it on White Whine
June 2010
5 posts
Follow THIS tumblr
davidphalen:
I’m pretty sure she only knows how to send emails, and doesn’t realize she can receive them as well. We’ll see how long this lasts…
http://grandmaisnotgoodatemail.tumblr.com/
May 2010
3 posts
“You smell like a hippy”
– Mentally challenged person at Chi. Greenfest
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
7 posts
Target
Gerri, the 50-something Target cashier, gave me an individually wraped Lifesaver for a job well done on bagging my purchases.
She pulled the warm hard candy from her pocket after the first two attempts produced packets of sugar.
I did not eat the candy.
January 2010
11 posts
LOST season 1-5 spoiler alert →
Season 5 answered the meaning of the numbers; there is no meaning. They’re just a random serial number for the hatch.
To me it represents how humanity tends to derive great significance from random events.
Hurley has spent all this time and energy on figuring out these numbers because they ruined his life and in the end they mean nothing, just a serial number.
(via schizocentral)
Complaint #566
whitewhine:
My Roomba is basically only good for dragging my socks from one side of my apartment to the other.
-Whine by Michael
Fleshmap: Listen Music →
ilovecharts:
“What do we sing about, when we sing about the body? The chart … based on a sample of thousands of songs, tells the story. The size of a circle corresponds to how often that part is mentioned in each genre.”
via msbeth
December 2009
9 posts
Onion article from 2002 →
My friend sent this to me because he knows how much I love games and the misfortune of kids.
“He seemed like a nice man…but Ted Bundy was I nice man too.”
– Make-up artist on the Metra refering to another passenger
