December 2008
23 posts
WatchWatch this lovely video about Jesusmas. My favorite part is the holy in the beaker.
Secular Holiday
Happy Human Lights Day to all my athiest and agnostic friends.
Joke time
I give it an 8 out of 10. I might score it higher if I hear your delivery. One things for sure though. Abortions are funny.
jugofwisdom:
Last night I wrote my first official stand-up style joke in light of recent events.
Ahem
My girlfriend just broke up with me. I don’t know what happened really. She got all pissed off because I insisted on performing her first abortion. She wouldn’t...
“III” is a kickass name.
schizocentral:
Conversation between III and his kid that he emailed me:
Liam “Let’s play a game Daddy.” III “Ok what do you want to play?” Liam “Let’s play running!” III “Running is my least favorite game ever.”
White People Like Ugly Sweater Parties →
I have an ugly Jesusmas sweater that I want to wear at my company’s Jesusmas party. However, there are people I work with that actually wear ugly sweaters on a daily basis and I’m afraid they’ll realize I’m mocking the whole concept of the ugly sweater. What should I do?
(via schizocentral)
Whiteknot →
(via kikinoelle)
Taking it down a peg
Lately what bothers me about Apple is their slogan, “the funnest iPod ever”.
Because of Apple I think there is going to be a whole generation of kids who think “funnest” is a real word.
jugofwisdom:
Look.
I like Apple as much as the next guy, assuming that next guy isn’t Mario or someone that hates Apple, but sometimes they do something I should point out. Today I...
WatchOne of the best Digital Shorts that’s for sure. Who is that guy singing with Andy? And was that JT I saw?
davidphalen:
From last night’s episode of SNL… pretty amazing.
Name Those Consoles! →
37/69
schizocentral:
I got 24 / 69…plus I missed I think about 5 that I should’ve gotten. Hints: Don’t forget your handhelds, and don’t forget about EVERY iteration of a console.
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday. Are you having a party?!
Don’t panic, you don’t really have to panic until you turn 31.
fugit:
My 26th birthday came and went. But, I’m sitting here about 22 minutes away from my 27th and about 45 seconds from a panic attack.
Grab the book closest to you. Go to page 56. Find...
I played the Humbug in that children’s play in highschool.
That’s not what page 56 of my book says, that’s a FACT!
schizocentral:
The Spelling Bee buzzed dangerously in and out of range of the Humbug’s wildly swinging cane as they menaced and threatened each other, and the crowd stepped back out of danger.
jugofwisdom:
Easily removes brake fluid, grease, oily dirt and...